NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH

What will they think of next? (Kids, this next link is NOT for you. Here's a buck, go get yourself a soda)



Today, May 7 is National Masturbation Day. I'm not sure exactly who declared it thus (I somehow doubt that it was our fair government, but you do never know, y'know?)


Anyway if you follow this link, you'll find some reasons to love yourself (like you need a reason?) as well as the motto for National Masturbation Month--"If You want something done right, do it yourself!"



Have fun!